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Wizard Water© can help treat insomnia. If you ever find yourself short on sleep, slip a bottle under a student in a Latin class, or anyone in the back row of a Sunday service. Retrieve the bottle after the event is over. My elixir absorbs the latent energy around it and transmits it via the same process that trees turn light into green leaves and municipal bonds accrue interest.
To demonstrate, I have just taken a small draught of Wizard Water that spent the entire winter in a bear's den....I shall soon....umm, uh....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
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