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Next Saturday I will be at the Wild West Fest in Marietta, Georgia.
I understand there will be fast-draw demonstrations, lasso lessons and all kinds of Western activities.
I will NOT provide the cow catapult as earlier planned.
The catapult, which can hurl an adult male cow across a field and into a lake, is a spectacular and entertaining diversion, especially at night when sparklers are tied to the animal's horns and tail.
However, election season is coming up, a newspaper reporter will be there, and the town council is reluctant to be credited with throwing the bull.
Therefore, there will be no grand finale paying tribute to all the cattle drives of the great wild west. Folks will have to enjoy my usual honest pitch for Wizard Water© without any embellishment, and wait for the cows to come home on their own.
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