- Put some suet on her favorite bonnet, so songbirds will alight on it.
 - Whitewash the dinner plates.
 - Starch her best tablecloth into a form that both fits neatly and firmly over the table and offers a sculptural centerpiece for the placement of special dishes.
 - Spread chicken feed in the yard to spell the words “I Love You”, and make sure to call her after the chickens are released.
 - Oil the butter churn.
 - Fill the well bucket with catfish.
 - Buy her a pair of bright plaid stockings. Plaid stockings are both appreciated and cheaper than any other kind of stocking. You can gussy them up with a little lace.
 - Give her a hat decorated with ribbons and stuffed squirrels. Or ribbons, stuffed squirrels, and suet.
 
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