Sunday, January 24, 2010

A Cure for Which There is No Disease

cookpots over fireI have also recently developed a cure for which I have not yet discovered the ailment. One needs only a large soup pot and the following ingredients: a pint of strong coffee, an armful of macerated tobacco leaves, one tablespoon of kerosene, a rusty nail, and at least two pints of liquified, fermented corn which has been aged a minimum of 24 hours. Heat all to boiling and dissolve into the mixture two drops of Wizard Water©, preferably during a full moon (to increase the potency). Once the mixture has cooled, drink it in its entirety, with molasses or licorice if necessary to mask the odd flavor.

I’m sure this cures something, I just don’t know what yet. If you try it and feel better, let me know what your problem was.

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