Sunday, December 29, 2013

New Year’s Resolutions

  • Buy thinner cards. 
  • Never roll up sleeves during a poker game. 
  • Keep glue away from gravy, and vice-versa. 
  • Be a friend to all, especially those who can’t read. 
  • Always reward the stableboy for news of the sheriff’s whereabouts. 
  • Keep all pockets in good repair. 
  • Urge wife to bake more pies. 
  • Teach Bleb how to play Five Card Stud. 
  • Teach Bleb to keep a poker face when he gets a good hand. 
  • Learn to speak better Pig Latin. 
  • Invent a cologne that appeals to miners. 
  • Eat steak more often. 
  • Increase influence over the laws of chance.

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