Advice Regarding Food

Always remember the three B's: beer, biscuits and beans, the key to a balanced meal.

Never eat sand on a bet. Or on anything else, for that matter.

Chili -- in the right hands a sinus aid, in the wrong hands, a weapon.

Bearnaise sauce does not contain bear.

A fried pie can be carried in a coat pocket for later consumption, but should not be laundered.

Beware of shiny meat.

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