Sunday, July 19, 2009

Chased by Indians

I was chased by Indians once, and found another use for Wizard Water©. I discovered that I could use it to dilute my shadow to such a degree that it turned into a thick fog. The fog slowed my pursuers down for a while and I almost escaped. They were persistent though, so I tried to fool them by running backwards. That didn’t do the trick, and in desperation I finally started picking up my tracks as I went. The tracks got heavy though -- as you might imagine -- so I dumped them in the first creek I came across. My footprints washed up all along the shore for several miles downstream. This threw them off the trail and I got away.

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