Powdered Wizard Water©

Wizard Water^© is a wonderful product, but it does have one drawback –- it is heavy to transport. One glass bottle full of Wizard Water^© is no burden, but several cases are too heavy for a man to lift, and a wagonload, well…Bleb now refuses to move up hill when the wagon is full. There are many towns in the mountains where people have never even heard of Wizard Water^©, just because I have been unable to reach them! This is wrong. It is unfair to deprive anyone of the Wonder of the Ages.

Accordingly, I have devised a much more lightweight version of my product: Powdered Wizard Water^©. It is the same as regular Wizard Water^©, but in a concentrated form, and comes in a genuine brown paper sack instead of a glass bottle. All you have to do is add water and voila, you have the product that has cured grown men of unbearable thirst, aided digestion, encouraged crop growth, cleaned hair, reinvigorated insipidity, and on the whole helped tens of thousands of people live healthier, happier lives. I plan on taking a batch with me to Blairsville this week.

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