A Cure for Snoring

People often ask me, “Doc, is there a cure for snoring?”

“No,” I tell them, “but if you sleep in another room, you might not hear yourself.”

When that doesn’t work, I advise the use of Wizard Water^©.

Keep two bottles of Wizard Water^© by the bed, preferably near the side of whoever is awakened by the snoring. When the snoring commences, remove the corks from the bottles and stick one in each ear. I guarantee a full and restful sleep.

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