An Ounce of Prevention, More or Less

Benjamin Franklin once said "an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

To which I say, an ounce of Wizard Water^© cures what one cannot prevent....unless the matter involves a beehive and a misapplication of gunpowder. In that case, it is better to have placed a bet on the bees, to collect one's winnings quickly and then take the first train to Chicago.